May 25th, 2012
Do you have one of those thingies that goes into the diddly?
G
May 22nd, 2012
Use your words, baby. Don’t get all ‘She-Hulk’.
Husband
May 13th, 2012

stripes

  • TV: And yes, stripes are in!
  • H: ...Wait, stripes were out!?
May 10th, 2012

love

  • M: Clara, I love you.
  • C: *laughs*
  • M: Do you love me?
  • C: ... No!
April 27th, 2012

events

fullonmonet:

Tumblr, if I put biscoff spread on a macadamia nut white chocolate chip cookie is that some kind of black hole creating event? 

The other day I vacuumed the top of the vacuum with it’s own hose attachment. I informed the room it should pay close attention as the moment was akin to a snake eating it’s own tail.

April 26th, 2012

elbow

  • M: I feel like our bed has more space now. I'm not afraid you're gonna elbow me in the face anymore.
  • H: Oh, I'm gonna elbow you in the face. That happens.
April 18th, 2012

painter's tape

  • M: Oh! Here it is!
  • H: What do you need painter's tape for?
  • M: To label the boxes and where the furniture is gonna go.
  • H: Don't use that! Painter's tape is expensive!
  • M: But you said we have a million of these.
  • H: Yeah but I don't know where they are.
April 14th, 2012
Torrential downpour in Bakersfield.

Torrential downpour in Bakersfield.

April 7th, 2012
Red moon.

Red moon.

March 26th, 2012
I like you, Sundry Jar Rack.

I like you, Sundry Jar Rack.

February 28th, 2012
Tonight my nails matched my bedtime snack and it was amazing.

Tonight my nails matched my bedtime snack and it was amazing.

February 24th, 2012
Night snails.

Night snails.

February 4th, 2012
Moon.

Moon.

January 22nd, 2012

bh&g

  • M: The ice started tasting weird a few days ago. I just realized your daughter put a bar of soap in the freezer.
  • H: Oh, I was wondering what that was doing in there.
  • M: You saw it and you left it in there!?
  • H: I thought you had got a tip from Better Homes & Gardens or something.
January 17th, 2012
Precarious Clementine Wedges, Clara Marie Rocha, 2012.

Precarious Clementine Wedges, Clara Marie Rocha, 2012.